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   Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should have gotten more. 
   Seventeen. 
   I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interrupting bastard.
   I’m telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering about the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. 
   But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him

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laborreguitina:

thequeenshabit:

Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

hahahaha she real as fuck

fuck the haters

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September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!

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mrslackles:

makiswens:

I DON’T KNOW WHO MADE THESE SO I DON’T KNOW WHO TO CREDIT BUT I SEEN THEM ON GOOGLE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M DYING!!!!!!!

What did you google, ‘Perfect OTPs’?

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rumplestiltskin:

well hello there… (x)

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Happy Klaroweek my fellow KCers ❤️❤️❤️

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